Breakfast Balls

"A golden ticket straight onto the pro tour." - Jason (like Bad Birdie boss man Jason) at Taco Bell's Live Mas event announcing the Taco Bell x Bad Birdie Invitational which will...

"I was like, man, this doesn't feel right, oh, I'm good, hiyaah, and then I was, man, I wonder where that is going to end up." - Kevin Kisner on...

"I don't train for golf. I have 0 interest in training for golf. I think training for golf is a load of rubbish." - Charley Hull on the reasoning behind her...

"Prime examples of peak male athleticism right here." - Jon Rahm on whether golf is a sport or not... or me sucking in air after chasing my son Jack around a...

"It's only a point." - Roger Federer delivering a commencement speech at Dartmouth, speaking to the (very relevant to golf) idea of committing to what's in front of you but once...

"I'm having a bad, bad day. It's about time that I get my way." - Pharrell in the original Despicable Me theme song that I now crank in the car with Jack...

"As I said, it wasn’t going to be pretty. I was going to make a fool of myself. But it’s not the first time and won’t be the last time.."...

"I'm certified nuts. There's going to be some tinkering going on." - Viktor Hovland on the continued evolution of his swing heading into 2025... or me fighting off my son...

"Somebody asked for an eagle. I thought that's what the whole point was." - Jon Hamm after ripping a drive in Hawaii at the Sony Open Pro-Am... or me to my son...

"We had to earn it. And that was the joy of it." - Tiger speaking about the epic rounds he shared with his son Charlie at the PNC Championship where...

"To be fair, you kind of did it to yourself." - Bryson to Rory about his collapse at the US Open... or me speaking to myself at 2am wondering whether...

"I'm not physically ready yet to compete at this level." - Tiger Woods sharing the latest on his recent injuries and playing status... or me, right now, as it pertains...